Keep Calm and Kerry On: Augh, PANTIES!!

Things we've found in the house:

• Australian coins
• Dog door knocker
• 3 boxes of knobs
• 6 boxes of dot matrix paper
• Herbalife box of vitamins and supplements
• Warehouse pack of gummy bears
• 6 US Air Force pins
• 2 cans of cremated pets
• Number 10 pool table ball -- IN THE WALL
• Pool liners
• 2 buckets full of wiener dog poop
• 2 Canon 35mm cameras, with big lenses
• 2 projection screens, new and boxed
• Old wooden windows
• Oil painting portrait of a man from 1976
• Pee-soaked couch, with tassel fringe
• Control top panties that have controlled their last top
• 42DDD bras in white, nude, black and purple
• 12 bicycles
• A ton of hemlock moulding
• 1980's Penthouse magazines
• Large industrial Wolf gas stove
• 2 stuffed pheasants
• Fishing rods
• Old-school car phone
• 3 Nissans (all blue, all the same model)
• 2 Mercedes
• 5 Jaguars (the cars)
• Family photos
• 8 bottles of homemade blueberry wine
• 3 boxes of mayonnaise
• Box of over 100 pairs of (new) underwear
• Box of 9 snowglobes
• 1966 Canadian Silver Dollar

Friday, September 11, 2009

Augh, PANTIES!!

Found, as is, when we had possession.

(Bonus points to you keeners who can spot the fly getting it's 15 seconds of fame.)

2 comments:

Gretel said...: Noooooooooo...it is morning here in the UK and I was about to have my first sip of tea..! The horror!; September 12, 2009 at 2:06 AM
Absolutely Small said...: Oh no. No no no! So gross!! *shudder*; September 14, 2009 at 1:20 PM

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