Keep Calm and Kerry On: Because everyone could use a little duck bum in their day

Things we've found in the house:

• Australian coins
• Dog door knocker
• 3 boxes of knobs
• 6 boxes of dot matrix paper
• Herbalife box of vitamins and supplements
• Warehouse pack of gummy bears
• 6 US Air Force pins
• 2 cans of cremated pets
• Number 10 pool table ball -- IN THE WALL
• Pool liners
• 2 buckets full of wiener dog poop
• 2 Canon 35mm cameras, with big lenses
• 2 projection screens, new and boxed
• Old wooden windows
• Oil painting portrait of a man from 1976
• Pee-soaked couch, with tassel fringe
• Control top panties that have controlled their last top
• 42DDD bras in white, nude, black and purple
• 12 bicycles
• A ton of hemlock moulding
• 1980's Penthouse magazines
• Large industrial Wolf gas stove
• 2 stuffed pheasants
• Fishing rods
• Old-school car phone
• 3 Nissans (all blue, all the same model)
• 2 Mercedes
• 5 Jaguars (the cars)
• Family photos
• 8 bottles of homemade blueberry wine
• 3 boxes of mayonnaise
• Box of over 100 pairs of (new) underwear
• Box of 9 snowglobes
• 1966 Canadian Silver Dollar